1. Don't ever lie to girls; they always find out.
2. Girls don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; girls know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships .
9. Girls don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not girls.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. Girls are self-conscious by nature; they can't help it.
16. Girls are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask girls to ----- ; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. Girls absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
21. Girls don't shave their legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about girls; they always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, girls hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare their breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. Girls are beautiful at all times.
28. Girls will always think they are fat, so humor them and tell them they aren't.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the heck can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: girls are always right; so don't forget it.