Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has started selling a ringtone that he says will make your breasts grow 3 centimeters larger just by listening to it over the period of 10 days, something which should make it very popular with the ladies.

Fortunately there are customer testimonials in case you were worried about this thing being legit or not.

Tomabechi says it's really simple, that he just uses sounds that "make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects," that's like "positive brainwashing." If getting all busty through a ringtone isn't your bag, he also ringtones on the way that'll improve your memory, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, cure baldness, and help you give up smoking.

It was on the Discovery Channel, so, it must be true.

I guess now girls don't have to do breast-enlargement surgery when they have this ringtone :)

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  1. Maverick Says:

    Sera this is so funny...ringtone for breast enlargement...wow...nice one...joke of the year..but....april fool is not yet hear na...angel...
    I don know how many will be fooled by this..and over that...ringtones too oppesite attraction...lol....i think i need one...hehehehe....tell him too send it too me....Oh my also baldess and memory power whats next penis enlargement with ringtone...huh....
    oh my i have too see that....


  2. Sera Melinda Says:

    @maverick
    it's not a joke, Rav. It's true, even though i also have no idea how it really works.
    Haha u want penis enlargement ringtone? i'll find one for you LoL.


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